"What would Jesus drive?" - a CNN exclusive
"N.Y. considers putting homeless on old cruise ships" - another CNN exclusive
OK, I mean, I like that people are thinking about alternatives to SUVs and trying to house the homeless. But, I mean, is this really the best they could come up with. Is this the solution? I have an idea: "What would Jesus do about the homeless in N.Y.?" A new joint effort by N.Y. Mayor Michael Bluemberg and the White House Office of Giving Federal Funds to Religious Charities* We all know Jesus wouldn't drive an SUV, but did you know that he wants to put homeless people on cruise ships? You bet ya! He sure is a keen guy. Heck, lets send them on a nice one way cruise to somewhere else. I mean it works for N.Y.'s trash, why not the homeless? Remember, not agreeing with this is both sacreligious and unpatriotic.**
*note 1: Without knowing it I got this one pretty close. The real name is the "White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives". The "White House Office of Smashing the Separtion of Church and State to all Crap" was my other thought, but it seems a little harsh.
**note 2: The preceding was satire. I don't actually know what Jesus would do. But if I did . . .